When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

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BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance

Anonymous whispered: crying and anal

i feel like this is probably a joke but I’ve made my boyfriend cry sexually many times and i kind of like anal tbh (at least what I’ve done by myself) oops

ask me tmi questions or send me kinks and I’ll tell you if i like them or something or ask me about my pets i don’t know talk to me

Title: Fuck the Pain Away
Artist: Peaches

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sucking on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it’s fine all of the time like sex on the beaches what else is in the teaches of peaches? huh? what?



Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget


I had so much stuff to do this weekend and I didn’t do a damn thing


job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


fuck old pervert men who look at every young girl on the street with their poor excuses “oh she is wearing cleavage and tight leggings! she only dresses like that for male attention!” like next time i see a bitch ass motherfucker grandpa look at a girl this way i will shove my fucking fist in his wrinkly asshole until it comes out of his mouth with his intestines and prolapse out