I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.
Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”
We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.
I wish platonic dates were a common thing.
I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.
????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??
…she said there’s a second motivating factor behind her breast triplets: “I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” she said.” Most guys would think it’s weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty.”
this woman is operating on an entirely different level than the rest of us. she’s got it
oh my god snooki posted an onion article on her facebook and website thinking it was real
life is only going to get better from right now because it’s the law , a drake law, started from the bottom now we here
pound cake, upside-down cake, carrot cake, icing on the cake
Cakes (1963), Wayne Thiebaud / Pound Cake / Paris Morton Music 2, Drake ft. Jay-Z/Birthday Cake, Rihanna
Angel Haze - Same Love
"At age thirteen, my mom knew I wasn’t straight
She didn’t understand but she had so much to say
She sat me on the couch, looked me straight in my face
And said you’ll burn in hell or probably die of AIDS”
Pansexual rapper exchanges Mackelmore’s no-homo lyrics for a freestyle about her experience as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community.
he still likes homestuck? jesus christ. jesus fucking christ. its 2014. not even expertcosmotips is funny anymore. all we have is a fucking elf from runescape with a halo sound clip and screenshots of ctrl+alt+del